Step 1. Have an urge to combine the 2 pounds of chicken in the fridge with the abundant spicy Thai basil thriving on the deck.
Step 2. Find a good looking recipe and realize you need oyster sauce and Thai chilies to make this happen.
Step 3. After work, drive to a non-existent Asian Food Store.
Step 4. Curse Google.
Step 5. So, find another. Get turned around a few times on the bazillion exit/on ramps involved in getting there, taking about an hour to even begin what you thought would be a 15 minute adventure.
Step 6. Read the recipe in the store and wonder if the giant bag of chili de arbol could substitute for Thai chilies and if your Thai basil is holy enough. (I mean they spend a whole paragraph discussing the need for holy basil.)
Step 7. Go down a rabbit hole of thoughts about the holiness of basil.
Step 8. Leave store with miraculously only one impulse purchase of mochi ice cream red bean balls.
Step 9. Get home and crank up music and start some brown rice. Because.
Step 10. Reread recipe. Modify it.
- By throwing in a few giant handfuls of spinach. Because.
- Using only one kind of soy sauce. Because.
- Cook all the chicken at once, not a serving at a time. Because.
- Using 1 T of oil for the 2 packages of chicken. Not 2 T of oil for one serving. Because.
- And I don't want an egg on the side. Because.
Consensus? I probably could have gotten my two ingredients from Giant. I could have ordered Thai takeout faster. But - now I know where to get my international groceries. And holy basil, it was delicious! This WILL happen again. (And not just because of my giant bottle of oyster sauce I only used 1 tablespoon of and my giant bag of dried red peppers of which I only needed about 7.) Because it was noms and I know what's in it.